Caution: Wet Floor Sign

Someone get a mop and bucket or some heavy duty paper towels because Justin Bieber’s “All That Matters” features a shirtless scene in which he grabs his weenie and jellybeans then thrusts it. I mean, to each their own, but it doesn’t look sexy to me and I’m a gay. It looks like me in the mirror trying to do sexy choreography before I shower.

I will say this; the song’s vibe is excellent. I have a soggy spot for mid-tempo tracks on albums.

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