Well, at least Mariah isn’t wearing a bikini on the beach, frolicking around like she weighs 110lbs when her titties alone weigh 110lbs. Now, I love me some Mariah but lets keep it real, she has had many looks that weren’t so flattering. In the video for “Almost Home” which is lifted from the soundtrack to “OZ The Great and Powerful,” Mariah keeps it simple, classy and windy. What is a Mariah Carey video is her hair just sits on her head and shoulders? Those straightened then curled locks need to float all around that face and voice. It’s like her voice is orchestrating her hair to do what she wants. The video is lackluster but thank goodness it’s not H.A.T.E.U.
Am I right? Or am I right?