I’m definitely going to get diarrhea for that title, but wait, Justin does realize that he’s been gone for 7 years and needs to deliver, right? I don’t think he got the memo because his performance of “Mirrors” on the Brit Awards was forgettable. Like, I forgot what I was writing about just now because I couldn’t remember. Now, I don’t want any STANS to kick my ass or anything, but admit that it was such a lazy performance and all he did was bounce around with a huge band behind him. Bravo, I guess, for using all live instruments, but I’m not here for that. Show me some fancy footwork, stroke that mic stand and pout at the camera, fart on stage, do something entertaining. Gee-whiz!