Lana Del Rey Makes Jesus Cry With “Burning Desire” Video

(No, not that Jesus. I’m referring to myself.)

Well, well, well. Lana must have finally gotten around to reading PopStarsAreNotRealPeople.com because she has delivered a new music video and I might need to call in sick at work because it is sickening. Lana is gorge beyond belief and my Queen is giving me a performance like I’ve never seen her give. When she sings “I’m driving fast, flash, everyone knows it,” her hand gestures and body language are giving me chanteuse, Mariah Carey, Jessica Rabbit and diva all in one. The video itself is just like a long commercial for the Jaguar F-Type that she is a spokeswoman for.

I’m a STAN, so I’m never satisfied. Give me the video for “Cola” girl. Gimme!

 

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