Since Bruno Mars is a straight male in the pop world, he’s not here to snatch any wigs, he’s here to snatch up panties, worldwide. Hell, I threw my chonies at him while listening to the studio version of “Young Girls,” fanning myself while sipping on a raspberry iced tea. I’m really into raspberry iced tea.
“Unorthodox Jukebox” is set for release on December 4th. Bruno and his label are coming for those holiday sales, but they’re confident enough to release the album after Black Friday. Black Friday would boost Mr. Mars into another atmosphere (get it?) but hey, if the quality of the music is superb, then he doesn’t need that sales boost.
Listen to “Young Girls” in all its glory.