King Bey Is Going To Tear Up The 2013 Super Bowl Halftime Show

According to a source close with Super Bowl XLVII and The Associated Press, Beyonce is going to give us hairography, hyper dancing, sparkly adult onsies and one hell of a show. Beyonce is a safe bet for a non-controversial show. I’m 300% sure she won’t flash a pierced tittie or flip off the screen, unless she does a Destiny’s Child medley and Michele decides she wants to promote her Gospel album by showing over 100 million viewers her lady bits.

Remember when Bruce Springsteen and The Who did the halftime shows for 12 years in a row?

“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.”


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