So, while I was at work pouring glasses of Moscato for old ladies, Lana passed these little sheets out at the premiere of her music video for “Ride” last night at the Aero Theatre. It’s the whole f*cking monologue. I am going to learn this and recite this as if it were mine. The mirror in my bathroom and my rearview mirror in my car are going to be my camera lenses.
Lana leaves me DEAD.