What Is This Hair?

Brandy, girl. We need to have a little chit chat. That hair, what is it? That outfit, why?

 

Seriously, this is her first televised performance of “Put It Down” and it was a snooze-fest. I put on better performances in my garage after I go for a jog. I mean, yeah, I lip-sync, but that’s only because I have so much choreography going on that I don’t want to comprise my voice.

I cannot be-weave that hair she was wearing. It looked like Barbie hair. Curly Barbie hair. It made her face look old and it was just, no.

The outfit. I…what can I say? The shoes? Heels, honey, heels. Not wedge boots. The pants? Not terrible, but I nothing them. Oh, and that top. Really B? I saw your pancake titties and that shiny, patent leather design looked like something you’d find at Fashion Bug, next to a Wal-Mart, in between a Payless Shoe Source and family owned sub sandwich shop. Queen B had better performances, outfits and hair when she was promoting her flop album “Human.”

Get.It.Together.

 

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