Hold On To Your Wigs. Mariah “The Voice” Carey Is Back To Snatch ‘Em Up

Mariah Carey is set to make her “Triumphant” return today, August 2, as her new single is set to premiere on radio stations across the globe. Godriah always has the best first singles from her albums. Don’t act like you don’t know either. You know you were all doing body rolls to “Touch My Body” and all we’re acting like “Obsessed” was about you and some make believe person you told your friends about.

Personally, I cannot wait for the video. I miss Godriah’s hair blowing wildly even when she’s on the toilet all while giving the camera serious face.

Mariah is that weird chick everyone knows that always flat irons her hair so its as thin as paper, even though her head is way too big; wears inappropriate clothing while singing a song about heroes, rainbows, and butterflies; and supposedly doesn’t ever fart.

Clip of your new favorite song below

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